Advice for Single Guys from Success Coach - Doc
Love
WOMEN DON'T LIE - MEN DON'T LISTEN
Hi Tiki,
There's really only one thing you can do when
you have to deal with Vanessa's roommate from hell. Go with the flow and
defuse the situation with humor. What have I always told you guys? Keep it
light, keep it funny. Like Doctor Freud once said, "Can you imagine Cary Grant
getting bent out of shape over some babe's ditzy friend?"
So let's say
the roommate hisses to Vanessa, "I don't know why you like this guy. He's not
even that attractive." You come back with this to your girl: "Hey, baby, when I
look in the mirror I see the spitting image of Quasimodo - I don't know what
she's talking about!"
Or if she whispers behind your back, "Vanessa,
why do you even go out with Tiki? He's never going anywhere in life," you shoot
back: "Are you kidding? I'm planning on collecting unemployment the rest of my
life and sleeping under the freeway. If that's not going places, I don't know
what is!"
The point is to let the nasty stuff roll off you like water
off a duck's back. Make a joke of it. If you give no resistance, the roommate
has no target to fire at. It's one of the oldest tricks in the world.
And for now, at least, you don't have much choice, Tiki. Vanessa likes
this gal-pal of hers. As the Reality Factor says, you have to come to grips
with it instead of fighting it. She's not going to get rid of her, no matter
what you say. To boot, they live together. Like my cousin Fast Eddie Love puts
it, "You gotta be slick to outwit them."
Now, I just can't believe that
Vanessa's roommate would skip on the rent. Impossible! I find it hard to accept
that any woman would pull such a sleazy ruse! Why, it must be the first time in
recorded history that a female used someone!
But of course you know why
that happened -- because your girlfriend's an easy touch. The good parts of
Vanessa are that she's sweet and naïve and a Giver. The bad part is that
she can't tell a good person from a user. But is that the worst thing in the
world, Tiki? Better to have a woman with a good heart than
well, than
someone like her roommate.
So, a soft touch is what you're going to
marry. Everything else about this girl is awesome, right? Can you learn to live
with her one flaw if the rest of her is perfect and she's Beautiful? That's
what you have to ask yourself. And that's what "The System" is all about:
finding out who the girl really is and whether or not you can put up with
her.
But remember this. When Vanessa marries you, she's not going
to be living with the dreaded roommate anymore. If she wants to go out with her
girlfriends, fine. If she wants to have the roommate over for a cup of tea and
crumpets, go and have a beer with your buddies. Get out of the house for a
couple of hours.
You're going to have to work with this situation,
that's the point here, buddy. If Vanessa wants to keep this thief as a personal
friend until she gets screwed over again, fine. Just don't let the roommate
take you out. Like my cousin General Love says, "Boys, never take a
bullet indirectly." And when Vanessa brings it up, tell her, "You know I really
like this roommate of yours, honey. You should have another girlfriend like
her." Then walk around the block and bang your head against a brick wall. Just
don't do it in front of her, like Macho Boy would.
Tiki, if you wiped
this infernal roommate off the face of the planet, you'd end up paying an even
heavier price than you're paying now. Like my cousin Sal "The Fish" Love says,
"Your girlfriend would visit you three or four times in jail, then she'd run
off with the prison guard. And if not him, then another jailbird when he gets
out on parole." You're not going to hold onto Vanessa by blowing her roommate
away, man. So taking out a contract is out of the question.
Your girl
has been all over you for a year and she's great. She just happens to have
horrible taste in girlfriends. You're going to learn to live with it or you're
going to have to walk. But like my cousin Rabbi Love once said, "When you find
the next girl, you'll have something else to kvetch about."
If you're
pulling teeth to get Vanessa to hang out with you, then you're begging, my
friend. When she calls you up, let her ask you out. If she
doesn't ask you out within five minutes, tell her you're busy and you'll talk
to her later. Then wait until she begs you to go out.
And if this babe
calls you most of the time, Tiki, you've already got the battle almost won.
Force her to call you ALL of the time by staying off the phone and not phoning
her. That way her attention is always incoming, and her Interest Level will go
up via CHALLENGE.
The way it is now, of course, you hop to whenever
Vanessa calls. You're like a paramedic -- on duty 24 hours a day. The only
difference between you and them is that you're on duty seven days a week, too.
Paramedics get three days off.
So yes, cutting back on your
availability will set Vanessa straight. And there's one surefire way of
claiming power in your relationship: by building up the roommate to your
girlfriend. To you Psych majors, it's called reverse psychology.
Remember, guys: there's no such thing as a clean deal.
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women, "Why do you stay with one man versus another?"
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